Ha!

Ain’t that the truth!

My dad is such a liar. #christmasstory

Dad: “Grandma Martha [with Alzheimer's] asked me how old she is the other day.”
Me: “Aw, really? What did you say?”
Dad: “I told her she was 141 and the second oldest woman on earth… And famous.”
Me: “What?!”
Dad: “Yeah. She started laughing for a while then told me I was full of shit.”

FYI: She is 92, as smart as ever, and strong like an ox. Merry Christmas, Grandma Martha! You know my father well.

My favorite celebrity on Twitter.

Zb talks about why he loves Twitter more than Facebook.

“We’ll do it live!”

Bill O’Reilly flips out (circa 1989).

Ping Amy Jean Rae.